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snapchatting: you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life yes justin bieber

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:29:37 +0200

snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

yes justin bieber

this this this

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:52:32 +0200

this this this

I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:52:12 +0200

I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:51:57 +0200

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

volvata: when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:51:05 +0200

volvata:

when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:50:36 +0200

friskygrandma: I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!!BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:50:21 +0200

friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!!BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

pi3rced-sirens: apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:50:13 +0200

pi3rced-sirens:

apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names, every word to every song they’ve ever written, how many times a day they use the bathroom, their blood type and own a sample of their hair.

if i could ignore myself i would

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:49:56 +0200

if i could ignore myself i would

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g-a-n-g-s-t-e-r: Abandoned roller coaster

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:48:12 +0200

g-a-n-g-s-t-e-r:

Abandoned roller coaster

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