things to look forward to in the summer
- shirtless boy
- sHirTlEsS bOys
- sHIRTLESS BOYFS
- SHIRTELSL EBOYS
- no school
(via shegrewupwithoutafather)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
they’re actually trying to do that in some places
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via shegrewupwithoutafather)
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
(Source: vergilminaj, via shegrewupwithoutafather)
*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*
(Source: madfawn, via herbsttraum)
